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The Black Mass. December 15th 2006.

The St. Patricks day "Holy Vessal of Suffering" ritual.

On March 17 2003, instead of going to class, I tied myself to a piece of driftwood and was abused by girls for about an hour. It was hella fun. here are pictures of that. clicky the thumbnails to see that shit big like.

these is some pictures of my junior review and shit.

Some times i like to dress up like Hitler.

nothing wrong with that.

"say ahhhh."

"AHHH!!!"

you can tell I'm in great discomfort right here, because I have my legs crossed. my nuts are hiding inside my pelvis.

"let me straighten that moustache for you."

awww! so adorable!

"yeah, thats right, I use wamu. I ruined my credit a few years back. something about an unpaid gas bill."

"give me back my hand!"

i even get along with the emos.

"and what would you like for chrystalnacht, er, I mean christmas, little fellah?"

pretend thats a swastika, and not a pentagram.

"get me outta here!"

I was grabbing Alissa's ass in this picture. It was an accident, I swear.

"HI-OOO!"

"Ah, Triumph of the Will! My favorite."

pimps. representing the west side.

Lombard street.

"I can't do it when your watching!"

"ok, there goes."

"Revenge!"

I'm all out of funny captions.

PINTO MUZAFUKAS!!!

"$4.50 for a polish sausage! this is an outrage!"

"Damn straight, I want saurkraut!"

"Mmmm. Thats a good weiner."

It looks like I have a bit of an erection in this picture, but it's just my pants bunching up.

"NO! You will listen to me!"

"Stop looking so bored, you boring passeists!"

"No one gets out of this room alive, without my permission!"

The Futurist Cooking Xlub

I am the Duce of the CCAC futurist cooking club, Cucina Futurismo. we be makin crazy foods and shit, in the tradition of the Italian Futtrists, who was groovy cats. ill put up pictures of some of our food as soon as i can figure out how to get them off my phone.


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		photographs of performances and other things that have happened. The Black Mass. December 15th 2006. Pictures of the Black Mass may be here.



		The St. Patricks day "Holy Vessal of Suffering" ritual. On March 17 2003, instead of going to class, I tied myself to a piece of driftwood and was abused by girls for about an hour. It was hella fun. here are pictures of that. clicky the thumbnails to see that shit big like.



		*show me infinite hate*

these is some pictures of my junior review and shit. Some times i like to dress up like Hitler. nothing wrong with that. "say ahhhh." "AHHH!!!" you can tell I'm in great discomfort right here, because I have my legs crossed. my nuts are hiding inside my pelvis. "let me straighten that moustache for you." awww! so adorable! "yeah, thats right, I use wamu. I ruined my credit a few years back. something about an unpaid gas bill." "give me back my hand!" i even get along with the emos. "and what would you like for chrystalnacht, er, I mean christmas, little fellah?" pretend thats a swastika, and not a pentagram. "get me outta here!" I was grabbing Alissa's ass in this picture. It was an accident, I swear. "HI-OOO!" "Ah, Triumph of the Will! My favorite." pimps. representing the west side. Lombard street. "I can't do it when your watching!" "ok, there goes." "Revenge!" I'm all out of funny captions. PINTO MUZAFUKAS!!! "$4.50 for a polish sausage! this is an outrage!" "Damn straight, I want saurkraut!" "Mmmm. Thats a good weiner." It looks like I have a bit of an erection in this picture, but it's just my pants bunching up. "NO! You will listen to me!" "Stop looking so bored, you boring passeists!" "No one gets out of this room alive, without my permission!" The Futurist Cooking Xlub I am the Duce of the CCAC futurist cooking club, Cucina Futurismo. we be makin crazy foods and shit, in the tradition of the Italian Futtrists, who was groovy cats. ill put up pictures of some of our food as soon as i can figure out how to get them off my phone.